Do we really need to tell you anymore? Isn't the headline enough? No? Here's more: Kenley Collins — hands down The Most Annoying Project Runway Contestant Ever (and that's quite a distinction considering the competition) — not only threw a cat at her hapless, luckless, apparently taste-free fiance. She also threw a laptop at him. And hit him with a door. And three apples. Three, count 'em, three. (Macintosh? Delicious? We need details!)
Or so say the cops, and the New York Post. Here's the whole story:
"Project Runway" finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat, authorities said today.
After throwing the feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at Zak Penley, Collins, 26, was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon (of meow destruction).
"It was a miscommunication," Collins told The Post after getting released without bail from Brooklyn Supreme Court yesterday morning.
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2009.