Rabid Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine, starring John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, Chevy Chase, Crispin Glover and Clark Duke (with trailer video)

[Editor's Note: Hot Tub Time Machine opens Fri., March 26 at area theaters. (Check showtimes here.) For more reviews of the biggest new releases, check out the Daily Loaf Movie Review Index.]

Since late last year we’ve been assaulted with ads for Hot Tub Time Machine, the new MGM comedy hitting theaters this week. The studio has been pumping the film so hard, that the ads have been seen constantly for about two solid months now. Was the wait worth the laughs? In a word? No. In two words: Near Fail.

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