It's a black fly in your chardonnay,
It's the Rays vs. Twins, with a weather delay.
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
it's like RAIIIIIIIN on the road trip game.
When the Rays are rolling, they're not allowed to play.
Mother Nature's a bitch, man, I hate her face.
And who would have thought, it figures…
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.