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Let me be crystal clear on this: The best hamburger you will ever taste in your entire life is waiting for you at the Bon-Aire Resort on St. Pete Beach. It’s Iowa beef, hand-patted and we’re pretty certain the cows are nursed with unicorn milk. And, on New Year’s Eve, they’re having a party, so get your ass down to the sand, order a burger, and ring in the New Year.

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This article appears in Dec 27, 2018 – Jan 3, 2019.

Cathy's portfolio includes pieces for Visit Florida, USA Today and regional and local press. In 2016, UPF published Backroads of Paradise, her travel narrative about retracing the WPA-era Florida driving...