If you are anything like the master of sexual disaster, Rabid Nick, your boob tube was on 24 watching Jack Bauer kick ass in ways too various to mention last night. However I am certain many of you were watching terror threats of a much different variety, the premiere of the latest season of The Bachelorette. Having been jilted on a previous season of The Bachelor, Jillian Harris has not given up on finding her knight in prime time television armor. Her claim to fame is she can figure out a man simply by analyzing the topping he puts on his hot dogs. Wow. Don’t worry, if you watched, none of us will judge you for being vapid.
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This article appears in May 13-19, 2009.