Dear Diva,
I have a BIG problem. I am costuming a production of Pinocchio and the actor playing Geppetto is quite well-upholstered." He told me he wears a size 50 pants, however I think his nose is growing! When I took his measurements, he actually has a 58 waist and 55 hips. How do I construct a pair of pants that dont make him look like an oompa loompa?
Signed,
Costumer-at-Large
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2009.

