Don't think you've gone unnoticed, casual businessman with the full-on '70s beard.
Nor you, super hipster at the underground concert with three, well-coiffed ponytails hanging off of your chin. Facial hair on men has always had a sort of love it, or hate it quality to it (Porn? Bad; Lumberjack? Good).
This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 6, 2013.