Before we do anything at all here, I need to take a minute to address something really important: Christina Aguilera's look. If you don't mind, I need to have a little heart-to-heart with my girl before the recap begins….
Xtina, do you mind if I call you XT? Cool… listen, XT, what the H-E-Double hockey sticks are you thinking with that outfit? Madonna tribute? Sale at the Beverly Hills Harley-Davidson store? It's not good, XT. And then, like, geezy, I mean, I don't want to hurt your feelings but I could get past the get-up if your hair wasn't a cross between Marge Simpson and Marie Antoinette. WTFXT?! I have got to get you into an American Apparel or even an American Eagle. Just tone it down a bit, k?
Sincerely,
Amanda
Now, there is a show called The Voice that I need to get recapping.
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.