Daniel Hill, Author at Creative Loafing Tampa

Hey snowflake, just stay home if you’re too scared to wear a mask

It’s called the ‘Home of the Brave’ for a reason, you cucks.

by Daniel Hill July 3, 2020August 17, 2023

It’s called the ‘Home of the Brave’ for a reason, you cucks.

As Tampa Bay restaurants and bars reopen, you better tip like your money is on fire

Show them you appreciate their efforts. Dump out your whole wallet. And if you can’t afford to do so, maybe just stay home.

by Daniel Hill May 22, 2020October 7, 2024

Arts & Entertainment

Scientist says this shark costume won’t protect me against coronavirus

But it would help if there was a HEPA filter on the opening.

by Daniel Hill April 24, 2020October 30, 2024

Arts & Entertainment

The $1,200 in your coronavirus stimulus check is exactly how much you need to build a guillotine

Heads are rolling.

by Daniel Hill April 3, 2020August 4, 2025