With little police presence and no nearby residents eyeballing you through the blinds, Maximo Park is the perfect spot to take your favorite hooker, 12-pack or drug of choice. The quiet park offers plenty of parking, and the serene view of the water out to the southbound Skyway Bridge approach enhances any experience. Best of all, everyone minds their own damn business. Or you can just go eat your lunch there — whatever you’re into. —Amy Beeman
This article appears in Best of The Bay 2016.
