Jan 17-23, 2007

Jan 17-23, 2007 / Vol. 19 / No. 44

A Candidate with More Dazzle Than Barack Obama?

Well, she must be. She's 31 yrs old and a political novice, running for a city council seat in Tampa, yet she's apparently so breathtakingly promising that a couple dozen employees of a car dealership in town (and some of their relatives, even) have all donated the maximum $500 each to her campaign, despite the…

Morning Roundup

Been a busy morning: Very useful tips on how to avoid vomiting when the President speaks tonight. CL Best of the Bay Award winner Jim Johnson (The State of Sunshine blog) has a new corporate gig.

Getting Rid of Chief Harmon

In the wake of today's homeless story revelations in the St. Petersburg Times (Mayor Rick Baker says he didn't know of the tent-slashing raid in advance; it was a police major who came up with the idea of using box cutters to destroy personal property), it is clear that St. Pete Police Chief Chuck Harmon…

Commending Robert E. Lee?

Sorry for the lateness of this post, but I didn't want to let the whole Lee commendation by the Hillsborough County Commission get by without reprinting the eloquent statement made to them by attorney Clinton Paris: Good morning. I think I've met most of the county commissioners, and some of you may not recognize me…

Nothing More Dangerous Than a Pissed-Off Used Car Salesman

Brady Dennis has a helluva scoop today on how one Tampa car dealership, Kuhn Honda-Volkswagen, and its employees, families and friends donated more than $20,000 to the campaign of first-time City Council candidate Julie Brown. In the political biz, this is called bundling. Kuhn accounted for nearly one-third of Brown's $76,000 in contributions, according to…

The Vagina Dialogues

Media General’s faux-alt weekly Orange hit the newsstands a day late last week because of a single word that caused a pressroom ruckus: cunt. A fashion story about an artist and her online store, The CUNT Shop, written by freelancer Greg Caracci, was pulled from the issue after the papers were on the press, according…

“Dr. Dino”‘s Prison Ministry Will Be 10 Years Long

Pensacola's Kent Hovind, who was convicted in November of tax evasion associated with his certainty that all of his income and possessions belonged not to him but to the Lord [The F State, 11-3-2006], got 10 yrs on Friday, and was described as somewhat contrite in court (though he still prefers his interpretation of the…

Morning Roundup

Go Colts: Two good transportation stories, first by Rich Shopes on what our state could look like by 2025, and then, have you ever seen tap-dancing like this, from the interim head of the Sprawlway Authority? Romney vs. Brownback. Comprehensive set of links in the Rachel* homeless controversy (and some self-propping by linking you to…

Coach out

"Coach" Bob Henriquez made it official today; he's out of the Tampa City Council District 6 race. I taped a segment of Brendan McLaughlin's Flashpoint with Coach yesterday and he told us that he wouldn't make the run. Henriquez didn't feel a passion for the city job, and he'll focus on coaching Tampa Catholic's football…

Tim and Rachel gone horribly wrong

"Sir, the peasants are revolting.""I'll say, they stink on ice." — Mel Brooks, responding as King Louis XVI in History of the World Part I I was trying soooooo hard to avoid writing about Tim the taxi guy's racially insensitive outburst this week, but then rachel* had to go and take on the homeless and…

Public Defender Says He Told Jimmy Ryce’s Killer to Lie

Juan Carlos Chavez, convicted killer/dismemberer of young Jimmy Ryce in 1995 [that would be the sex-offender-legislation-inspiring Jimmy Ryce], is making his way through his deck of defense cards, hoping to find one that will at least save him from Florida's unique lethal torture-injection. The latest up is that his murder-trial lawyer, former Miami public defender…

Sounds Straight Out of a Carl Hiaasen Novel

Wheeler-dealer political consultant Doug Guetzloe, who has been among the players under investigation in questionable deals of the Orlando-Orange County Expressway Authority (among other cases), is clearly a man who knows, as they say, where the bodies are buried. And now one of central Florida's great newshounds, intrepid Tony Pipitone of WKMG-TV, owns 80 cartons…

Morning Roundup

It's a good Thursday: For Dylan lovers and hatas alike. Great scoop; poorly written. Pizza delivery problems for the man they call bad meat. It's bad enough to have to read her in Orange; now the fickle young sparrow is going to post regularly to Sticks?? George still loves Mel. Back story here. Biting the…

The Green Thorn Apple

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Green Thorn Apple Getting into the position: Crush milky chunks of cactus with sulfur and realgar. Dry this mixture seven times until it can be easily turned into powder. Add in a monkey turd and sprinkle mixture over your lovers head. On a scale of 1 to 10 how…

“Would I have won? Yeah, I think so.”

That was Dick Greco's assessment of his chances in a campaign against incumbent Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio. But in the end, as every journalist gathered in the room already knew, the 50th and 56th mayor of Tampa took a pass on the opportunity to go Grover Cleveland one better by having a third non-consecutive turn…

Minarcin Sues Again

Former Tampa Tribune special projects editor Pat Minarcin has sued his former employer, as he did his previous boss before that, Channel 10. Check here for more.

All Hail King Football at Miami Northwestern Senior High

The Miami-Dade school district police ordered a report (subsequently leaked to the Miami Herald) accusing officials at that school of covering up, for almost 3 months, the September alleged statutory rape of a student by another, with the alleged perp being the all-world football player Antwain Easterling, who led the school to the state 6A…

Goodman and Giuliani

Is Tampa-based media consultant Adam Goodman still in his longtime client Rudy Giuliani's inner circle? The Washington Post isn't certain but offers evidence that he is no longer on the list of those driving the former mayor of New York's presidential run, as The Fix chronicles: One thing Giuliani's team currently lacks is a pollster…

Morning Roundup

My kingdom for a story: Tribune advances Greco's announcement and speculation about Sykes running instead. (Greco ain't running; Sykes is rumored to be having a newser on Thursday.) Good piece from Mark Holan on a new/old ethics proposal for Hillsborough County Commissioners. The Times feels the love between the city of Tampa and the Hillsborough…

Baring it all

Bobby Bare Jr. w/The Heathens/The Diviner; Brett Dennen; Cowboy Mouth w/ Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk

Double up

Talking with curator Jade Dellinger about the return to Tampa of the wild ‘n crazy Art Guys


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