SADDAM'S HALF-BROTHER LOSES HEAD DURING EXECUTION
Saddam always was the more cool and collected mass-murderer of the two.
TODAY SHOW PLANS EXPANSION
In ratings bid, fourth hour will feature Al Roker in ass-less chaps.
INDY VS. NEW ENGLAND
Predicted score: 3-2.
CHICAGO VS. NEW ORLEANS
The Saints will have trouble dealing with the wind. Ouch.
ABC PLANS AN END DATE FOR LOST
We're free next Tuesday?
FIXING THE INSURANCE CRISIS
The easiest solution: Everybody east of I-95 and west of I-75 moves to Sebring.
BECKHAM GETS $50 MIL TO PLAY U.S. SOCCER
That amounts to roughly $1 million per American soccer fan.
THE REAL SOCCER MARKETING FIX
Tighter shorts. Or ass-less chaps. Take your pick.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2007.