Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2015

Jul 30 - Aug 5, 2015 / Vol. 28 / No. 21

Points for everybody! Chris Hardwick headlines The Straz Saturday

Chris Hardwick is at The Straz Saturday night. Hardwick is an unmistakable figure if you like comedy, popular television and late-night games. He hosts Talking Dead, the aftershow for AMC's The Walking Dead. And he was the host of Talking Bad, which was the aftershow for, yes, Breaking Bad. Those are unusual gigs in the…

TBX moves forward despite huge community opposition

Crowds watch the MPO meeting on television in in the Hillsborough County Center lobby TBX, the contentious interstate expansion of I-275 which will add toll lanes for commuters, is still on track after Hillsborough County Metropolitan Planning Organization (MPO) approved its share of the project's funding Tuesday. This comes much to the chagrin of the…

Sh*t happened 8/5/15: GOP candidates, Jolly swings at Planned Parenthood

Hey, the sun came out! And brought a bunch of political bullshit with it! Fox News announced the 10 Republican presidential candidates who will participate in Thursday's televised debate, based on poll rankings. Included among those who didn't make the cut: Rick Perry, Lindsey Graham, a just and loving God. Jeb Bush made more than…

Deez Nuts could split presidential vote in 2016

It's part Idiocracy, part brilliant critique of presidential politics in the Donald Trump era. But make no mistake about it. There is literally someone who has filed paperwork with the Federal Elections Commission using the name "Deez Nuts for President 2016." And according to one poll, Nuts is gaining some appeal. Of course he or…

Jerks rob, vandalize Tampa garden that grows food for homeless shelters

Another this-is-why-we-can't-have-nice-things story has surfaced in Tampa, where a nonprofit urban garden is saying that it was been robbed of 400 pounds of tilapia and vandalized last week. The nonprofit Tampa Bay Harvest’s Sustainable Living Project is situated near Lowry Park Zoo between the Seminole Heights and Sulphur Springs neighborhoods. They have started a GoFundMe…

St. Pete dumps raw sewage into Clam Bayou (Updated)

No rain today, but if you're near Gulfport, don't go in the water. It's nasty. Really nasty. You'll definitely want to stay out of Clam Bayou, too. Despite a failing sewer system (which Gulfport is currently replacing and repairing), the issue isn't Gulfport's sewers. It's St. Petersburg, the giant to the east and the north,…

Hooters, Bucs legends kick off Fantasy Football season

Bucs legends, Hooters Girls and a horde of diehard fantasy football fans gathered at Raymond James Stadium on Sunday to take part in the Hooters World’s Largest Fantasy Football Draft Party. Championship era vets Mike Alstott, Ronde Barber and Derrick Brooks were on hand for a the "World's Largest Draft Party." The first-ever event of…

Sh*t happened 8/4/15: Bear hunting, Amazon jobs, Iran deal in jeopardy

Try not to scare away the dry, OK? The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission began issuing permits to hunt black bears for the first time in more than two decades. Cecil's ghost is outraged at your lack of outrage. Florida governor and presumed Paranormal Encounters extra Rock Scott announced that Amazon would be adding…

Before you share: some Tampa flood photos are from years ago

Attention, Floridians: The state of our state today is wet enough. Please stop posting old photos. If you've been on Facebook or Twitter these past couple of days — in other words, if you haven't been living under a wifi-less rock — you've no doubt seen photos of local flooding. Photos, perhaps, of a couple…

Don’t worry, Vitamin D is on the way. Supposedly.

For about two weeks now, the heavens have been unleashing near-constant rains in volumes that would make even Portlandians mope (or at least more than they usually do). The record rainfall and flooding has put everyone's commutes, routines and plans out of whack.  A long-term lack of real sunshine is effing depressing. Those of us…

Disability rights activist calls for nationwide Starbucks boycott

What kind of a jerk parks in a handicapped space? The practice infuriates Tampa gallery owner Rob Rowen, who considers himself an abled-bodied advocate for the disabled. Rowen is an art gallery owner and all-around altruist (seriously, every once in a while he goes trekking in Nepal to deliver school supplies to poor children —…

Sh*t happened 8/3/15: Special Olympics, guns, pepper spray, Hitchbot

We endured a soggy, soggy weekend here in the Tampa Bay area, but that didn't stop at least four things from happening, apparently. FRIDAY, JULY 31: A Pasco County Special Olympics soccer team beat China to win the bronze medal at the Special Olympics World Games in Los Angeles. Huzzah! Inspiring job, folks. The Winter…

The Laugh Tract — Who’s Bringing the Funny

Sinbad's at The Capitol Theatre on Saturday night. After a few weeks without a major comedy show, Tampa Bay's back on the stand-up comedy map. That's not to say it hasn't been a funny summer. But there have been fewer theater shows recently, with most comedy being found in clubs, bars and restaurants. But not…

Love theater? Get involved with Carrollwood Players

If you've been itching to get involved with local theater, you gotta start somewhere. Why not lend a helping hand to Carrollwood Players? Sure, it's community theater, but BroadwayWorld.com has named this venerable troupe tops in Tampa Bay. The Players need help building sets, manning their front of house at performances, organizing scenery, props and…

The Weekend Shift: Palmetto bugs are forever

Summers in Florida are a bitch. The stifling wet-heat; The relentless burning sun, punctuated by thunderstorms and rain and rain and rain. But the most offensive part of summer is the increase of those creepy, lurking, giant-ass cockroaches. Palmetto bugs, or the American cockroach, or Periplaneta Americana — because they get all kinds of fancy…

Trib building sells, newsroom relocating

The headquarters for the Tampa Tribune/TBO.com (of which this reporter is a former employee) have officially been sold, the paper is reporting. While the sale price hasn't been disclosed yet, Miami-based developer Related Group is slated to build a 400-unit condo building with a restaurant on the property, so a decent amount of money probably changed…

Castor, others react to Planned Parenthood “outrage”

As the old saying goes, if you can't beat 'em, take video of 'em, doctor the video to make 'em look like monstrous criminals, deceive the public to whip up outcry against 'em and sick your political allies on 'em. Apparently, the formula is working, at least for the anti-abortion group Center for Medical Progress,…

Tampa tops the worst list of all

We've all heard or been a victim of terrible, terrible incidences involving a certain little creature making life hell. There was the woman who sipped her wine only to have one touch her lips because it was floating in her wine glass. And the man whose bedsheets seemed to attract them; he'd constantly wake up…

Hey, cool, Jeb! says climate change is real, caused by humans

You don't have to be a scientist to understand what's (presumably) taught in remedial science. That's why the "I'm not a scientist" refrain, popular among GOP presidential contenders, can be so migraine-inducing. Scientists and non-scientists who like science got a bit of relief from that today — though the emphasis should be on "a bit."…

Sh*t happened 7/30/15: Bernie streams, beaches disease-y, PC overkill

"Nothing is infinite, Thomas," said Burroughs. "Resources are limited, actions have consequences. Omelets, eggs, and so forth. For you to get rich, somebody else has gotta get poor." Thomas stood at the railing, watching the waves swirl and foam against the yacht's hull. Finally, he said, "So, how many people do I have to hurt?"…


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