The Pride is back

For the first time in well over a decade, Pride will be celebrated with a large parade and festival on the streets of Ybor City. The first Pride event on this scale in Tampa in years will celebrate LGBT equality this weekend, as well as the businesses and nonprofit organizations that support it. A lot…

Sh*t happened 3/26/15: Do not venture further, seriously

Welcome to America, where we like to keep our kids sheltered and stupid, so that later we can blame their stupidity on them rather than us, and make sure they're too busy avoiding the shiv to overcome their own stupidity while repaying society for the stupidity of the actions we never thought to teach them…

Transforming Tampa Bay: Mangled by McMansions

As the real estate markets heat up again, the scale of new construction confounds Tampa Bay residents, particularly in posh areas. The 1 percent are buying and building and bulging out of their land-use corsets, with mechanical muffintops annoying the neighbors. What does this rush of development, with its collateral damage of demolitions, mean to…

Dark & Sinful: Cuckoo for cuckolding

We don’t pay enough attention to the cuckolds. In the tabloids, it’s all, Justin Cheats on Jessica! or Ashton Left Mila and the Baby for Vegas! On Lifetime Television for Women, you’ll get a whole Saturday of movies with the word “Secret” in the title: Her Husband’s Secret, His Secret Lie, Secrets of the Lying…

Rays “news” may happen this week

Remember that time when St. Pete Mayor Rick Kriseman and the Tampa Bay Rays execs forged a deal that would have allowed the team to look at potential stadium sites? And how it didn't go over so well with a majority of City Council members once they realized the team was making out like a…

Sh*t happened 3/25/15: District 6, GIFF, Van Halen

Sometimes Tuesdays are like the anonymous guy in line behind you as you check out at Target who says something good-natured and gives you a little chuckle — you'll forget about it by Wednesday, until something down the road reminds you, and you smile again. Some Tuesdays, on the other hand, are like a wicked…

Tired of all the nastiness in Tampa’s Dist 6 race? Good.

No matter which point on the political spectrum you occupy, if you live in Tampa's District 6 you can now collectively celebrate something really special: the fact that it will be a while before you get any more of those nasty campaign mailers that have been recently constituting half of your trash. Although, if you…

Pier watch: Pier process appears to be entering a world of pain

If you've been lamenting how it's been quite a while since the city has undergone a bitter and divisive referendum process that all started with a petition drive, well, you're in luck. Pissed off because they don't like it that the Pier Selection Committee doesn't seem to favor the most popular pier design proposal, Destination…

Sh*t happened 3/24/15: Bucs, curbside recycling, The Breakfast Club

Apparently, yesterday was a day of knowledge. The citizens of our great metropolitan area learned things. They learned things such as "Recycling is good" and "Shooting each other is bad." Sometimes what the citizens of our great metropolitan area don't know is really, really embarrassing. As curbside recycling in St. Pete approaches, the city scheduled…

Sh*t happened 3/23/15: Poynter, Ybor City gunplay

"Tell me about your weekend." The gun never wavered. "It was okay, I guess," said Jasper, looking down what seemed to be a tunnel to the eventuality to everyone's end. "I adopted my ex-girlfriend's dog." "That's nice," said the killer, checking his watch. "It's cool that you can focus on the shit that really matters…

Sh*t happened 3/20/15: March Madness, another Chappelle show

We gave you a break from having to examine the social minutiae of existence yesterday, but we're back, and it hasn't really gotten any … anything, really: March Madness officially begins. If you're not sure, March Madness is the time of year when non-athletic white men who absolutely must have yet another sport to hang…

Sole debate ahead of Dist. 6 runoff will be a tad one-sided

The excessively heated battle for a Tampa City Council seat continues to rage, but don't expect any sparks to fly at a debate set for tonight. That's because it won't really be a debate, given that only one of the two candidates will actually be there.  A two-way debate was scheduled for tonight at 7…

Fast food workers protest working conditions in Tampa

Nearly 100 activists with the Fight for 15 movement took to the streets Wednesday afternoon. They gathered outside a Busch Boulevard McDonald's to express their opposition to the conditions employees face on the job. The action comes in the wake of a report released on Monday by Hart Research Associates on behalf of the National…

Gasparilla International Film Festival: The schedule

GIFF 2015 SCHEDULE OF EVENTSAll events at Channelside Bay Plaza unless otherwise noted. TUESDAY, MARCH 24 5:30 p.m. — VIP Opening Reception, Tampa Theatre 7:30 p.m. — Opening Night Movie: The Surface, Tampa Theatre 10 p.m. — Opening Night After-Party, Anise Global Gastrobar WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25 3:30 p.m. —Ribbon Cutting Ceremony feat. Mayor Bob Buckhorn…

Poet’s Notebook: Oil on the fire

In Florida a mottled birdwatcher screeches brakes to see an ivory-billed woodpecker banging away on a dying bay Not many left Peter not many left Forests shrink flocks disappear birdwatchers worry where we’re heading but all over the hills the birdlike generals are spreading He may not quite have the maniacal stare of Fatty Arbuckle,…

CL Fiction Contest Top 10: “Death for a Kiss” by Greg LeSar

I don’t stand for anything, really. I guess I stand for money because that’s what makes me an American, right? What I do know is that everybody gets what’s coming to them and all I’m trying to do is dodge it. I’m the one who dug this hole and she’s the one tossing the dirt…

CL Fiction Contest Top 10: “Clarence” by Carol Hinds

“I’m finally getting what I need,” Tiffany says. She strokes the stem of her wine glass and elegantly extends her pinkie finger as if she were sipping tea with the Royal Family, instead of drinking with me at our regular bar. Then, Tiffany tilts her head back, opens her lips to the rim of her…


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