May 16-22, 2007

May 16-22, 2007 / Vol. 20 / No. 9

“You know, that sexy pirate look,” but with White Castles

It's time to prepare your stomach for a hot stack of steam-grilled “slyders”. White Castles are comin', baby! Pirates Cove — “a 1930's pirate pin-up themed bar slash convenience store,” according to owner Shawn Kaplan – is slated to open this week in Channelside. Kaplan plans on dishing out those gloriously gooey hamburgers through a…

Scott Stapp is a self-righteous prick

Scott Stapp allegedly hurled a bottle of Orangina at the head of his beauty model wife. The former Creed frontman was arrested for assault at his home in Boca Raton Sunday. We're hoping for a life sentence but it's doubtful — unless someone forces the judge to listen to "With Arms Wide Open."

The winners of the Lego Tampa Bay contest

More accurately known as Reality Check, the exercise last week brought together more than 300 civic leaders from seven counties to model the future of Tampa Bay using red and yellow Lego blocks. The participants chose the five best plans, which will be trotted out to various public appearances etc. as part of an ongoing…

Roger Waters wows Tampa

Here's my Roger Water review that will run in the Loaf that hits newsstands Thursday. I lucked out and watched the spectacle from about 10 rows back. Events Editor Leilani Polk witnessed the concert from the rowdy lawn area. Mid show, I got a text from her that read: "Down with the pig!" The pink…

Raising Baby

Interesting op-ed piece in NYT today by Nina Planck (she was here in Tampa last year pimping her book — Real Food). Her basic point is that veganism (and maybe vegetarianism) is an irresponsible diet for young children. Even breast milk from vegan mothers suffers from a deficiency of several important nutrients. Vegan? Maybe pick…

Savoring Sarasota

Mark your calendars, folks, and save up some money to gas up your cars. June 1 marks the start of the Second Annual Savor Sarasota Restaurant Week (actually, it runs for 10 days, but a "week" sounded better). A few months back, I talked about the great dining available south of the Skyway, so here's…

Top 10: Pink Floyd songs

Roger Waters plays the Ford Amphitheatre on Saturday, and like any other teen who inhaled, I'm pretty damn excited. The show is billed as "The creative genius of Pink Floyd performing The Dark Side of the Moon." On the European leg of the tour, Waters saved the album presentation for set two, using the first…

Mayor Baker: No sheriff plan for me

I ran into Mayor Rick Baker at the Reality Check Tampa Bay planning session this morning and asked him about the CONA vote on police services. CONA voted 13-3 on Wednesday night to ask City Council to request a bid from Sheriff Jim Coats to take over police services in St. Petersburg; some neighborhood activists…

Rev. Phelps: God hates Jerry Falwell

Looking for an all-purpose hater? Get Reverend Fred! Notorious for trotting out his trademark "God Hates Fags" placards at gay funerals and military funerals, he's now found a new target.

The third rail in St. Pete politics

— Reported by Alex Pickett and Wayne Garcia It seemed simple enough. Neighborhood activists in St. Pete are faced with reductions in programs aimed at fighting crime and improving the city, due to the potential $22.6 million in budget cuts that may follow property tax reform. What if, they asked, the city contracted out its…

USA vs…us?

Last night at Tampa Theatre, a panel spoke after the screening of USA vs. Al-Arian. No-last-name Ron, a juror from the trial that found Al-Arian not guilty on all eight counts, talked about the "just for show" security measures that were put in place during the trial. "From who? It was made to look like…

The Buffet

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Buffet Getting into position: The man is instructed to withdraw from the woman during intercourse and strike her violently to the womb. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  I would rate it as lowly 3 and…

Review Preview – Crazy Conch

Back in the day, my predecessor Sara Kennedy reviewed Crazy Conch, but I had heard good things and wanted to see if this Tierra Verde fine dining spot was worth the drive. Check in next week to see. Got any other out of the way, beachy island spots from anywhere up and down the coast?

Holiday in the Sun

James McFarland, a native of Chicago, watched the guys he played shows/had neighborhood barbeques with get famous (Billy Corgan, Liz Phair, UO) when one morning he rolled over to find the ’90's nearly gone. He needed fresh air. In late ’99, he threw a dart at a map and moved to St. Pete. In a…

Get smashed

For the past year or so, SMAsh Radio has been a building a loyal following with great tunes and humorous yet highly informative commentary. In fact, the podcasts should be mandatory listening for anyone with an interest in the fine music being made in the region. The show features choice tracks by unsigned/indie bands from…


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