Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009

Oct 29 - Nov 4, 2009 / Vol. 22 / No. 30

Deb’s mom’s Amazing Apple Cake recipe

Yesterday, the temperature topped out around here at 86 degrees, F. The humidity was so high that when I stepped outside from my air conditioned digs, my sunglasses promptly fogged right up, forcing me to stumble my way to my car. That’s muggy, people!  Now I ask you – is that any way for Autumn…

Dreaming of a first love breakup

“Hi Dream Momma, I like your blog and was hoping you can help me as I think about this dream a lot. In the dream, I went with my family to visit my first love (of nearly a decade ago). I went in the house, and it was empty. Saw some things of his, then…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Wednesday, November 4: Snookers Grill Champagne and Sushi. It seems like the words I’m reading are too good to be true, but unless my senses are deceiving me, it appears that Snookers is offering unlimited — yes, like, all you could ever imbibe — champagne and chef-selected sushi. Those just happen to be two of…

On the Radar: Historic Roser Park Art Festival

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. We don’t need special incentives for a scenic stroll through the hills of St. Pete’s Historic Roser Park, but this weekend there’s even more reason to check out the bungalows, brick-lined streets and moss-draped, overgrown oaks that shade the…

Secrets: we all have them (links NSFW)

Everyone has a secret.  Some may be juicy while others may be pretty plain jane to most, but simply put everyone has something that no one else knows about them. If you are reading my blogs you know a few of my secrets.   I blog mainly about my open marriage, my body and my sex life. This isn't…

Jim Harper on Kathleen Ford: I never liked her, but I’ll vote for her

[Editor's Note: Jim Harper, a former editor of the Weekly Planet (now Creative Loafing), covered St. Petersburg government, politics and racial issues from 1996 to 2000 for the St. Petersburg Times.] I've been following the St. Pete mayor's race fairly closely. Even though I don't especially like either candidate, they are who you've got. And…

Dreaming of Punky Brewster

“Dream Momma, A reoccurring dream I had as a child was that I was riding in a van (sitting on the floor) with Punky Brewster and the black guy on the? show. It was a hula-hoop van, don’t ask. We stopped at this bank, and the driver tried to catch me with a hula-hoop as…

Democrat Stacy Frank enters race for open House seat in District 57

Stacy Frank, an attorney and small business owner who has been involved in a public controversy this year over her company's involvement in developing cell towers in some Hillsborough County public schools, today announced her candidacy for the Democratic nomination for District 57 in the Florida House of Representatives.  The seat is open due to…

Beer Review: Scandinavia’s Mikkeller Jackie Brown

According to beer judging guidelines, brown ales should be a celebration of sweet dark grain. English style browns exhibit a heavier, dominant malt character with very little hops presence, while American browns tend to balance malt and hops flavors, sometimes with a modest degree of citrusy bitterness. Alcohol content of both types is usually moderate,…

Gossip Girl recap: election day scandal

"Sometimes it's hard to see the lines we've drawn until we cross them. That's when we rely on the ones we love to pull us back and give us something to hold on to. Then there are the clearly marked lines, the ones that if you cross you may never find your way back." -xoxo…

Voting begins for Largo’s Recycled Innovations Contest

The local elections will be decided Tuesday night, but voting for the City of Largo Recycled Innovations Contest has just begun.  This online contest encouraged innovators of all ages to make a use-able items with the contents of their trash can. Eligible recycled innovations range from kitty litter box hanging gardens to baby food container…

Developer welfare in Hillsborough: Impact Fees (or lack of them)

You probably already know that growth does not pay for itself and taxpayers are left holding the bill for things like roads, fire safety and parks despite what politicians would like you to believe. Impact fees should be funding these things, yet they don't even come close. In fact, according to a recent audit done…

Paula’s in, and it’s Super Tuesday. Mitch Perry Report 11.3.09

Well, it's election day in St. Petersburg.  Foster or Ford?  Danner or Schmiege? Kornell or Rouson? We'll mercifully know by tonight who'll be governing St. Pete post Rick Baker. There are state and local elections throughout the country, some said to have national implications.  I know Rush Limbaugh said  the other day that Barack Obama…

The Steamy Kitchen Cookbook exclusive recipe: Three Pea Stir-fry

Three Pea Stir-fry (Read our profile of Steamy Kitchen’s Jaden Hair.) My family loves peas every which way except for canned. What better way to please all than to stir-fry a combination of sugar snap, snow peas and shelled peas? Sometimes I’ll stand in the kitchen and just eat them straight out of the wok.…

Dance Review: USF 2009 Fall Dance Concert

The USF Fall Dance Concert lives up to its billing as a "vibrant mélange of ballet, modern, swing and flamenco-fusion." Not having seen one of the USF dance concerts for many years, I was very pleasantly surprised at the exceptional quality of dance, choreography, music and costuming. The execution of the dances demonstrated a high…

Relationship f-ups caught on Facebook (hilarious pics)

Social networking sites like Facebook have changed the face of modern dating, but this new technology isn't without its flaws. We've all had a "friend" who has been caught flirting or cheating via illicit Facebook messages. One woman even discovered her marriage was over when her spouse spontaneously changed his relationship status to single. Below…

Paula Dockery to run for governor

The Associated Press is reporting that Lakeland State Senator Paula Dockery will file the paperwork to declare herself a candidate for the Republican nomination for Governor in 2010. Dockery said weeks ago that she would announce in November, and and been hinting for months before that that she was seriously contemplating a run. This is…

Energy systems 2.0

Until this week, I had no idea that the World Wide Web that I am accustomed to is called “Web 2.0”, a second wave in the development of our most important medium for communication. Web 2.0 can be thought of as inspiring a shift in the role of the user, from receiver to creator, allowing…

On the Radar: Boxer Bash

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. No, a tattoo-faced, ear-chompin' Mike Tyson isn't going to guest star at this Saturday's shindig: the Boxer Bash is a fundraiser for the Florida Boxer Rescue, which has saved more than 3,000 homeless or abused pups since its inception…

Video: “The Grinch That Stole Guavaween” (A merchant’s view)

Guavaween was by all reports kind of a bust this year — the dip in attendance due in part to the ban on motorized floats and the according lack of krewes, but also to a higher ticket price and unfortunate timing (lots of competition from Saturday night Halloween parties). One thing's for sure: Walling off…

BPA in plastics linked to aggressive behavior in children

We've all heard about the "bad" plastics- those that contain carcinogens, toxins, and BPA (Bisphenol-A). But did you know that exposure to the BPA in the "bad" plastics has been linked to aggressiveness in children, as well as other diseases in humans? A first-of-its-kind study done by the University of North Carolina linked behavioral problems in…

Dreaming of lovers in the laundry room

“Dream Momma, I am a 45-year-old, married, black female professional living in Tampa. I have been having an online “affair,” if you will call it that, for 3 years with a white man. My husband, who is also a professional, travels a lot with his job. I have met my online lover, and although we…

Upcoming MMA on TV: Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Rogers predictions

The upcoming mixed martial arts (MMA) event, Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Rogers, on Nov. 7, 2009 is one of the most anticipated fights in MMA history, as it is expected to reveal whether the Russian MMA fighter, Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emelianenko is indeed the best heavyweight in the world pound-for-pound. His challenger, Brett "The Grim"…

The Steamy Kitchen Cookbook exclusive recipe: Lettuce Cups

(Read our profile of Steamy Kitchen's Jaden Hair.) Lettuce Cups This dish is an experience in textures and sensations…the cool, crisp lettuce cups cradles the warm filling. As you take a bite, you’ll first taste the bright, sweet, juicy mandarin orange, then the savory chicken and then the crunch of water chestnuts and the mild…

Review: Star Wars In Concert, The Force was with them

It may have been the day after Halloween, but thousands of people had plenty good reason to play dress-up this past Sunday afternoon at the St. Pete Times Forum. One didn’t have to look far to find a Yoda or Princess Leia milling about the concourses. Many congregated toward a makeshift exhibit of original Star…

1890s Ybor City: Green and sustainable (plus vintage postcards)

This post is about one of my favorite places in Tampa Bay: Ybor City. The Ybor City I admire is the community pre “urban renewal”: that pathetic time in the 1960s when vast stretches of this remarkable multi-lingual and multi-ethnic historic district were demolished in the name of the mid-century streamlined suburban dream.  I’ve written…

On the Radar: Roaring Twenties film and fundraiser

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. For one night only, the Roaring Twenties are back, so grab your flapper dresses and fedoras and head out for a night at the theater.  Next weekend's event features the 1920’s silent film Souls for Sale, about an ordinary…

City of Seminole recycling and sustainability discussion

A local activist has scheduled a discussion on recycling and sustainability at the Seminole Community Library on Monday, November 9, from 10 am to 12 pm. Mary DeGeorge, coordinator of the discussion, moved from New York to Florida two years ago.  While in New York, she established a paper recycling program at the 1,200 student school in which…

Theater review: The Dumb Show at American Stage is smart improv

Good improv requires a lot more than acting talent. It requires intelligence, a wide-ranging imagination, split-second decision-making and an unfailing instinct for what’s comic in the human condition. Where Gavin Hawk and Ricky Wayne of The Dumb Show (photo, L-R) are concerned, it also means the willingness to appear utterly ridiculous in front of a…

Cheap Eats: Avocado Café n’ Bakery in New Tampa

Avocado Café n’ Bakery 14941 Bruce B. Downs Blvd., Tampa, 813-631-9703? Hours: Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m-7 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. As if Acropolis and Mr. Dunderbak’s weren’t big enough draws to this little North Tampa strip center, there's also tasty Venezuelan fare at Avocado Café n’ Bakery. If you have ever tasted an arepa con…

Dating as a dad: explaining swinging to your kids

A ‘dating’ lifestyle for a single dad can be fraught with many nightmarish consequences. For example, I cannot bring a woman home without being asked what happened to the last woman I dated. My kids usually ask for her by name. Nothing kills a mood quicker than mentioning another woman’s name to your current date—except…

Afghanistan re-vote canceled – Karzai still the man

In Afghanistan this morning, officials have canceled the run-off election scheduled for this Saturday, declaring Hamid Karzai the winner after his opponent, Abdullah Abdullah, said he would not participate in the re-vote. What does this mean in terms of the calculation that President Obama is working with in deciding troop levels in that country? Well,…

New poll shows Floridians supporting GOP interests on 2 key issues

A year before Floridians go to the polls to vote for a new Governor and U.S. Senator,  the St. Pete Times/Miami Herald released a series of polls this weekend that could have serious implications on how state policy evolves over the next year. Among the most revealing: By a 47 to 40% margin, Floridians are…

Joe Lieberman: Doing nothing beats a public option

Connecticut Independent Senator Joe Lieberman proudly displayed his free agent status on Sunday when he declared on CBS' Face The Nation program Sunday that he feels so strongly against "another government entitlement" that he will use his power as a single member of that august body to vote against any health care bill that includes…

Internet dating: new sites to check out

Internet dating has fast become a popular means to meet others.  Sites exist for singles, couples, swingers, cheaters, gay, lesbien, bisexual; I'm sure you have heard of them all.  Or so you thought.  I have found a few interesting dating sites that are reaching out to a particular population.  Maybe you have missed something in…

Dreaming of ghost heads

“Last night I dreamt of shelves of plaster molds of Ghost heads. I was near a shelf full of glowing heads, (just casts) and then we’d meet a ghost, he would show is to the grave, we’d pull out the body, make a plaster cast of the head, and return the body to the ground.…

Hate to say I told you so: Scozzafava drops out of NY-23 special election

Republican nominee Dede Scozzafava has officially dropped out of the race for New York's 23rd Congressional district. Earlier this week, I reported that Conservative Party challenger Doug Hoffman was becoming increasingly popular due to his strong conservative values, especially against Scozzafava, whose record in the New York Assembly has been consistantly liberal. Now, it appears…

How to become a professional MMA fighter—Part Two

Caroline Portugal has exactly four more months to make her dream  of becoming a professional mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter a reality as she is getting ready for her professional debut at the Real Fighting Championships (RFC) event in February 2010. Needless to say, her almost daily training is no walk in the park. Aside…

Halloween Velvet Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel

The last time that I saw Dee Snider was during breakfast at the Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando. While I was forced to make small talk with some Backstreet Boy (don’t ask me which one), Dee discussed high finance with my wife, who is a bank vice-president. Lacking Dee’s usual makeup and rampant abuse of…

A cultured Halloween: weekend’s best bets in spooky art and theater

Beware of artists…they're out in droves for ARTGORE, armed with paintbrushes, pencils, paper and canvas, and there’s no telling whether they’re going to draw you or draw blood. More than a dozen artists from the ARTCORE collective have works on display — among them Cheeta, Chainsaw Chuck, Casey Ryan Hall, Ben Apple, Bean Spence (work…

What NCAA and NFL games to watch this weekend (Oct. 31 – Nov. 2)

With college football’s home stretch slowly coming into view, this Saturday offers fans another batch of important games that will lead us closer to clarity. Two national championship contenders hit the road against ranked teams while several other hopefuls remain locked outside the top of the BCS like single guys waiting fruitlessly to get into…

Kevin’s Kreepy Korner: The Halloween edition

Welcome to a very special, spook-tacular edition of Kevin’s Korner. This week, as we get our costumes ready, our tricks perfected and our tolerance for candy pushed to its peak. Plus, I have some great movie news, including scary tale involving a Spider-Man villain, the newest film from the Broken Lizard crew, and so much…

Project Runway recap: invasion of the idea thieves

It's getting down to the wire now, with six designers left to duke it out for a spot at Bryant Park. They started the episode by facing away from the runway to get their challenge info, which kinda sorta makes them all look like they are in time out and Heidi is their disappointed teacher.…

Vintage footage of Chad Smith from Red Hot Chili Peppers (video)

My friend Renee recently told me about a band she used to follow (sometimes literally — oh, Renee!) during her heyday in Detroit in the '80s called Toby Redd. I was interested to learn that the band's drummer, Chad Smith (third from left), went on to become a member of megaband Red Hot Chili Peppers…

Scott Wagman sounds off on St Pete mayor’s race

Former St. Pete mayoral candidate Scott Wagman insists his $250 contribution to Bill Foster's campaign isn't an full fledged endorsement, but does say that he thinks Foster is the right choice in next Tuesday's election. When asked by CL why he opted to contribute to Foster's campaign, Wagman said he feels that if elected, Foster…

Glenn Beck’s beef with vegetarians (video)

Earlier this week, the UK's climate chief and leading authority on global warming, Lord Stern of Brentford, released a report on the raising of cattle and pigs, and how its production greatly affects greenhouse gases and climate change. Bentford said that, "Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts…

Sex toys: my top 10 list

Sex toys used to be thought of as kinky, perverted, and taboo, but things have changed. When I first got married I thought I'd never need to masturbate or use a vibrator. This was in the mid 80’s when you couldn't anonymously shop for sex toys online. Now it's easier than ever to search for…

Pick an Ybor hangout bar for Creative Loafing’s staff — Vote Now!

If you didn't know, Creative Loafing recently relocated its offices from Howard Ave. to Ybor, and staffers are psyched. No disrespect intended to SoHo, but our new digs are an easy walk from coffee, alcohol, food and music, not to mention the ample natural light and old-Florida brick architecture. It's like waking up from a…

Theater review: In the Heights at TBPAC

In the Heights — now onstage at the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center for the first stop on its inaugural national tour — has non-stop energy. The most remarkable thing about this play is the driving beat of the music and dance numbers in many Latino styles from salsa to hip-hop. The vigorous ensemble cast…

What’s up with Bob Butterworth helping FPL?

At the turn of this century (almost a decade ago), Attorney Generals from around the country were using the bully pulpit of their offices to make some major changes and reforms throughout the states. I'm talking about Eliot Spitzer in New York, Michael Moore in Mississippi, Bill Lockyer in California, and our own Bob Butterworth…

Killing your lawn (the eco-friendly way)

I've decided for a greener landscape and to kill my yard. I will not waste water trying to keep the grass green. I will not use chemicals to kill the weeds. I don't want to pollute the air any further with a gas-powered lawn mower and I've tried an electric one but it is not powerful enough…

Marijuana and the male orgasm

"Oh yeah, oh yeah… omigod, I'm so close. I wish I had some beer, but I wanna come. Ooo, I want a burrito. Why can't I come?!" Sound familiar? An Australian study has found that men who smoke marijuana on a regular basis are four times more likely to have difficulty reaching orgasm than men…

Fall into fitness and enjoy Mother Nature while you’re at it

Fall is the time of the year when we begin to prepare for Winter and the many holidays to come over the next several months. Take time for yourself this fall and step up your fitness program in preparation for the upcoming holiday season.  Whether you are beginning your fitness program or stepping up your program, additional…

Dreaming of an unknown guy

“Dream Momma, I’m a senior at a college in Tampa. We check out your blog once in a while so I thought I would write. In my dream I was taking a really hard test but i showed up late. No one seemed to care. Just about everyone was finished and walking out of this…

Tampa MSM wildly goes off the tracks in reporting Buc rumor

Joel Glazer, the co-chairman of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers, has released a statement blasting WDAE radio host Dan Sileo today for his wild speculation that  "massive losses" due to investments with disgraced fraudster Bernie Madoff are forcing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to run their team on a lean budget. Glazer called the report, "s baseless,…

Marriage, year one: what I’ve learned about love

Our marriage began with a hurricane (the storm, not the drink).  The morning after our wedding we were forced to evacuate Louisiana. We drove for 14 hours and after no luck finding a hotel, we ended up spending the first night of our honeymoon sleeping in our Jeep in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. While…

My First Marathon: Chicago Marathon 2009

520+ – Miles Ran 16+ – Weeks of Training 10+ – lbs lost 8 – Toenails Lost 2 – Pairs of Shoes 1 – Bra Size 1 – Officially diagnosed reoccurring injury ( All this to run 26.2. Leaving my hotel race morning, I stepped out onto an all but deserted street and began my lone…

Brussels Sprouts Saute with Bacon, Pecans and Red Grapes

Whenever I talk to someone not originally from Florida, especially a recent transplant, one of the first complaints I'm likely to hear is that they miss the change of seasons. Well, guess what? The seasons change here in Florida, too. The signs are just a lot more subtle, so you have to pay closer attention.…

Draper Laboratory opens shop at USF Tampa

Complemented by a hearty round of applause, “Welcome Draper to the University of South Florida“ were among the first words USF’s President Judy Genshaft spoke in warmly receiving Draper Laboratories as new residents on the Tampa campus. With some of Hillsborough County’s elite in attendance, including Mayor Pam Iorio, a red ribbon ceremony was held…

Red light cameras could be coming to Tampa

Both local dailies report today that city of Tampa officials are studying the effectiveness of using red light cameras at certain intersections. Hillsborough County Commissioners approved the concept a year and a half ago, and according to the Tampa Tribune, the first ones are set to be turned on this Friday at the corner of…

Hillsborough County Commissioners strike out on proposed homeless shelter

Well, it was a good idea. Or maybe not. Yesterday a spokesman for the owners of the Floriland Mall in Tampa, which last week Hillsborough County Commissioners voted to investigate the possibility of using as a homeless shelter, struck the idea down cold. As reported in today's St. Petersburg Times, George Heaton, the manager of…

Supporters for offshore drilling in Florida still hiding

Last night in Tallahassee, proponents and opponents of offshore drilling debated for two hours in a debate sponsored by Florida State University and Gannett Florida, the owner of the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper, and broadcast over the internet from the Florida State University web site (which is how I viewed it). Speaking against the proposal was…

Kinky pictures from Taboo 3 at the Castle (NSFW)

Halloween came early Saturday at The Castle with Taboo 3. If you couldn't make it, check out the photo gallery below for a taste of what you missed. Performances by Angela Ryan, Idelsy, Oni & Jody, Evelyn Rose, Victoria Sapphire, Aerial Eye Burlesque, Curse Mackey, DJ Tom Gold, DJ Sean, DJ Nemesis, and DJ Rob…

Carson Frame – Contributor

Carson Frame is an Honors student at the University of South Florida where she is working towards a dual degree in English Literature and International Studies. With the help of Mitch Perry, she joined CL in 2009 as a News and Politics contributor. In her spare time, Carson also covers stories for the Evening News…

CT Turner defeats Tampa police officer Chris Baten at AOF 5

Tampa police officer, Chris Baten, delivered an almost hulk-like performance while trying to thwart CT Turner's powerful and relentless attacks during the main bout of the mixed martial arts (MMA) event, Rumble at Robarts 4, which was hosted by the Sarasota based promoter, Art of Fighting (AOF) on Oct. 23, 2009. But ultimately, his opponent…


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