• Free Newsletter
  • News & Views
    • Abortion Rights
    • Tampa Bay News
    • Florida News
    • Columns
    • Digital Issue
    • Tampa Bay Guides
    • News Photos
  • Arts & Entertainment
    • Local Arts
    • Movie Times
    • Events & Film
    • Travel & Leisure
    • Sports & Recreation
    • A & E Slideshows
  • Food & Drink
    • Food News
    • Restaurant Reviews
    • Openings & Closings
    • Food & Drink Events
    • Food & Drink Photos
  • Music
    • Local Music
    • Music News
    • Show Previews
    • Music Photos
  • Best Of The Bay
    • All-Stars
    • Arts & Entertainment
    • Food & Drink
    • People, Places & Politics
    • Goods & Services
    • Best of the Bay Photos
  • Calendar
    • Today’s Events
    • This Weekend
    • Free Events
    • Submit an Event
  • Tampa Bay Photos
  • Support
    • Donate
    • Advertise
    • CL Deals
    • Policies
    • Instagram
    • Twitter
    • Facebook
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • TikTok
  • Apple News
  • Google News
  • RSS
Skip to content

Best of the bay 2026 is here. Check out the Winners And FinalistS!

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • TikTok
  • Apple News
  • Google News
  • RSS
Creative Loafing Tampa

Creative Loafing Tampa

Support
  • Free Newsletter
  • News & Views
    • Abortion Rights
    • Tampa Bay News
    • Florida News
    • Columns
    • Digital Issue
    • Tampa Bay Guides
    • News Photos
  • Arts & Entertainment
    • Local Arts
    • Movie Times
    • Events & Film
    • Travel & Leisure
    • Sports & Recreation
    • A & E Slideshows
  • Food & Drink
    • Food News
    • Restaurant Reviews
    • Openings & Closings
    • Food & Drink Events
    • Food & Drink Photos
  • Music
    • Local Music
    • Music News
    • Show Previews
    • Music Photos
  • Best Of The Bay
    • All-Stars
    • Arts & Entertainment
    • Food & Drink
    • People, Places & Politics
    • Goods & Services
    • Best of the Bay Photos
  • Calendar
    • Today’s Events
    • This Weekend
    • Free Events
    • Submit an Event
  • Tampa Bay Photos
  • Support
    • Donate
    • Advertise
    • CL Deals
    • Policies
    • Instagram
    • Twitter
    • Facebook
Posted inFood & Drink

Death by Ashton Kutcher, hoof and mouth, government subsidies, or the World Food Crisis: Monday Media Wrap-up

by Brian Ries April 14, 2008June 5, 2022

Share this:

  • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Share on X (Opens in new window) X
  • Share on Nextdoor (Opens in new window) Nextdoor
  • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky

  • “April 12th’s Saturday Night Live featured three clips of Ashton Kutcher dressed up as a giant chocolate bar with a killer instinct, cute mime clown face and all.” (Thanks Serious Eats)
  • “What was supposed to be a temporary financial safety net for imperiled family farmers has become a huge boondoggle for a fraction of wealthy farmers, including landowners who’ve never gotten close enough to a barn to slip on the manure.” (Thanks PBS.org)
  • “A simulated outbreak of the disease — part of an earlier U.S. government exercise called “Crimson Sky” — ended with fictional riots in the streets after the simulation’s National Guardsmen were ordered to kill tens of millions of farm animals, so many that troops ran out of bullets.” (Thanks AP)
  • “Planners couldn’t come up with enough organic or sustainably grown food from Georgia to nourish just 600 people over two days.” Hmm, maybe I’ll have to start giving back to my alma mater. (Thanks AJC)
  • “Smart owners, of course, have always carefully watched their costs, but when every bill comes with a “gasoline-price surcharge” and fewer people are walking through the door, it’s hocus-pocus time.” (Thanks WP)
  • WORLD FOOD CRISIS UPDATE: “Cropland is suddenly in heavy demand, a situation that is fraying old alliances, inspiring new ones and putting pressure on the Agriculture Department, which is being lobbied directly by all sides without managing to satisfy any of them.” (Thanks NYT)
  • WORLD FOOD CRISIS UPDATE: “When millions of people are going hungry, it’s a crime against humanity that food should be diverted to biofuels,” said India’s finance minister, Palaniappan Chidambaram, in an interview.” (Thanks WSJ)
  • WORLD FOOD CRISIS UPDATE: “As we know in the past, sometimes those questions lead to war,” he said. “We now need to devote 100 percent of our time to these questions.” (Thanks NYT)

This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2008.

Related

Tagged: diet, Eating Local, Food Sources, health, hunger, World Food Crisis

FREE NEWSLETTER

Get Creative Loafing Tampa Bay's things-to-do newsletter every Thursday


SEND A NEWS TIP

Trending

Op-ed: Vote ‘No’ on retaining Florida Supreme Court Justice Carlos MuñizOp-ed: Vote ‘No’ on retaining Florida Supreme Court Justice Carlos MuñizOctober 13, 2026
Lawsuit by Florida Republicans threatens four Tampa Bay TV stations with criminal prosecution if they air ad about Hope Florida ScandalLawsuit by Florida Republicans threatens four Tampa Bay TV stations with criminal prosecution if they air ad about Hope Florida ScandalOctober 19, 2026
Creative Loafing voting guide 2026: Hillsborough County Commission, School Board and referendumsCreative Loafing voting guide 2026: Hillsborough County Commission, School Board and referendumsOctober 23, 2026
Creative Loafing voting guide 2026: How to vote in Tampa Bay, and who we're voting forCreative Loafing voting guide 2026: How to vote in Tampa Bay, and who we're voting forOctober 22, 2026

Food & Drink Photos

Photos: In downtown Tampa, Late Start Brewing and Mighty Fine celebrate two years of beers and burgers

Photos: In downtown Tampa, Late Start Brewing and Mighty Fine celebrate two years of beers and burgers

V Modern Italian, led by Michelin-starred chef, opens in North Hyde Park

V Modern Italian, led by Michelin-starred chef, opens in North Hyde Park

Here are renderings of Matilde, a new Mexican steakhouse coming to downtown Tampa

Here are renderings of Matilde, a new Mexican steakhouse coming to downtown Tampa

Tampa Bay’s hottest new restaurants to open this summer

Tampa Bay’s hottest new restaurants to open this summer

More »

News & Views

  • News & Views
  • Tampa Bay News
  • Florida News
  • Abortion Rights
  • Columns
  • Savage Love
  • Digital Issue
  • News Photos

Calendar

  • Calendar
  • Today’s Events
  • This Weekend
  • Free Events
  • Submit an Event

Arts & Entertainment

  • Arts & Entertainment
  • Local Arts
  • Movie Times
  • Events & Film
  • Travel & Leisure
  • Sports & Recreation
  • A & E Slideshows

Creative Loafing Events

  • CL Deals
  • Highball
  • Brunched
  • Tampa Bay Taco Week
  • Margarita Wars
  • Meet the Chefs
  • Tampa Bay Restaurant Week
  • Bolts Brew Fest
  • Best of the Bay Party
  • Whiskey Business
  • Tampa Bay Burger Week

Food & Drink

  • Food & Drink
  • Food News
  • Restaurant Reviews
  • Openings & Closings
  • Food & Drink Events
  • Food & Drink Photos

Tampa Bay Guides

  • Tampa Bay Guides
  • Music Issue
  • Cannabis Issue
  • Sponsored Articles

Music

  • Music
  • Music News
  • Local Music
  • Show Previews
  • Music Photos

Support

  • Donate
  • Free Newsletter
  • Advertise
  • CL Deals
  • Policies
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Facebook

Best of the Bay

  • All-Stars
  • Best of the Bay
  • A&E
  • Food & Drink
  • People, Places & Politics
  • Goods & Services
  • Best of Slideshows

About Us

  • About Creative Loafing
  • Contact Us
  • Advertise
  • CL Jobs
  • Free Newsletter
  • Classifieds
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions

Creative Loafing Tampa Bay leads the Tampa Bay Journalism Project

Support our Publishing Partners

The logo for the Tampa Bay Journalism Project set against a black background. On the left, a solid red square contains the white serif letters 'TB' stacked over 'JP'. To the right, the words 'Tampa Bay Journalism Project' are written in a bold, white serif typeface, with the text spanning three lines.
SUPPORT US

Creative Loafing Tampa Bay
633 N. Franklin Street, Suite 735
Tampa, FL 33602

© 2026 Creative Loafing Tampa Powered by Newspack Privacy Policy
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • TikTok
  • Apple News
  • Google News
  • RSS

Do you have the best burger in Tampa Bay?

Sign up for Burger Week & celebrate 10 days of burger specials at your favorite restaurants

Sign Up Today

Gift this article