This video, thanks to our friends down at the Miami New Times, shows chain-smokin', Smithfield-lovin', butter-injectin' Paula Deen accidently drop trou during a presentation at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. It looks like an accident, thanks to a heavy microphone pickup clipped to loose, elastic waist pants, but who knows? Maybe, her fame fading in the face of Giada's scoop-necked tops and Rachael's continuing all-media dominance, Paula felt the need to start a little somethin' somethin' to get her name back in the headlines.
Check out the pasty expanse of video horror after the break:
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2009.