I spent three Thanksgivings poring over homemade dishes at my Jewish grandmas house, wondering if she understood entirely what I meant when I told her I was vegan.
Sarah, honey, youll eat the turkey, wont you? she would ask me.
No, grandma, vegans dont eat turkey.
But youll eat the green bean casserole.
No, grandma. It has milk in it. I dont eat milk.
Youll eat the sweet potatoes, then.
Theyve got marshmallows, grandma. I dont eat marshmallows.
This is where she became concerned. Because, you see, my grandma is old. She turned ninety this year. Thanksgiving is already tough for a woman her age. Shes got all this mixing and stirring and lifting to doshe doesnt want any extra work, and to her, dreaming up vegan dishes is a challenge.
But it doesnt have to be. Vegan Thanksgiving is no harder than carnivore Thanksgiving. You dont even have to hunt down a Tofurky (even though theyre not that hard to find these days). You know what? Ill be honest. Tofurky is kind of gross, anyway. And its a cop-out. Dont buy a Tofurky.
"So, what should I do, then?" you ask. "My crazy vegan sister-in-law is coming over. I never know what to make for her!"
Shhhh, calm down. Theres no need to fret. Just make shish kebabs.
Shish kebabs? For Thanksgiving?
Oh, yeah. Shish kebabs have everything a good Thanksgiving meal needs. They have:
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2009.
