Apparently, the culinary world does not stop when your CL Food Editor steps out for a little staycation. Here's your guide to the wide world of food for the past 10 days.

Soy "milk"? It's an aberration and,"as one British government report put it, manufacturing soy milk is closer to making fruit juice than cow's milk." (Slate)
The Baconator causes worldwide hunger? "Potentially, and this is up for debate, a benefit of higher prices is lower consumption, and, in this country, that actually would not be a bad thing overall." (Reuters)
Bodyguard dining etiquette: "Your bodyguard (unlike your hairdresser, stylist and personal assistant) is not your friend."(WMag)
Food Network leaks results of own reality show: "In case you’ve already paid the caterer for your Lisa-Adam-Aaron watching party or you are really into the show, I am not going to tell you who wins, but I am truly astounded by the fact that they have posted the “Exit Interviews” for the two “losers” and the “Winning Moment” clip for the winner 3 days before the show airs." (SideDish)
Might be tastier than her human food, snap! "With Isaboo Bacon Flavor Booscotti, you too, can indulge your favorite pooch with the mouth-watering bacon dogs love. And if it’s peanut butter they’re begging for, then Isaboo Peanut Butter Booscotti will give them loads of lip-smacking flavor." (RachaelRay)
David Lynch sells good coffee: "as black as midnight on a moonless night"…and hot! (SeriousEats)
Excuse me sir, but would you…"here's your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up!" (SmokingGun)
"We can't just stay at home all day making Manwiches with the mailman and the stay-at-home dad across the street." (Chow)