UPDATE!! Join Sooner Holly and Gator Matt as they live blog the Championship Game here!
Gator Matty: After weeks of droning on about statistics, schedules, and Superman (had to get a Tebow reference into the first sentence of the blog), game week is finally here. The wife and I have argued over everything game-related to argue about, but in what may be the final post, what does the outcome of this game really mean to our relationship?
Actually, let me rephrase. What is the better outcome for me? These are going to be tough choices. No sex for a week or the image of Tebow hoisting the BCS Trophy ingrained in my memory forever? An achy back from sleeping on the couch or bragging rights to two national titles in three years (or four in five years if you're counting basketball)? Yes, Gainesville would officially become the all-time college Title Town, and ironically, Superman would turn my house into the Fortress of Solitude.
But these can't be real choices, you're saying. She's not that serious. My friends, hell hath no fury like a Sooner woman scorned. Let's just say we would have never gotten married if I had attended the University of Texas. Trust me. Mack Brown should probably be thankful that Lorena Bobbitt wasn't a Sooner.
After much deliberation, I have sent an email to Florida head coach Urban Meyer, instructing him to make sure the game is a close one for the sake of my sex life…
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2009.