Tim Walz (L) and Kamala Harris at the United Center in Chicago, Illinois on Aug. 22, 2024. Credit: Photo via KamalaHarris/Facebook

Depending on your allegiance, you’re either licking your wounds or licking your chops after this week’s presidential debate between orange-skinned Florida man and former president Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.

We’re sure the exchange will be a hot topic at Tampa Shuffle for this unsanctioned Harris-Walz fundraiser featuring live music where “The Big Lebowski” will screen inside. If you’re not registered to vote, you can also do that and get a free Shufflager or tots in return (sounds like communism to us).

When asked why Shuffle was doing this event, owners Danielle O’Connor and Jennifer Evanchyk simply said, in unison, “This aggression will not stand, man.”

Maybe the bands—This Is Goodbye and Moonthing—will cover Taylor Swift.

Tampa Shuffle’s Big Walzowski musical fundraiser on Saturday, Sept. 14 will collect a $15 cover.
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This article appears in Sep 5-11, 2024.