Queen of Grunge: Just close your eyes and try to imagine Chris Cornell singing “Fat-Bottomed Girls.”
Venomous: As if Spider-Man 3 weren’t bad enough.
Does this mean the next Austin Powers won't be shag-a-delic?
Mighty shield, yeah, sure: But who will wear that ridiculous costume?
The votes are in: Dark Knight is the greatest movie ever!
More to meet the eye: Superbabe Megan Fox ordered to gain weight for Transformers sequel.
This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2008.