WEDNESDAY 7
The Daily Show reporter (and former Bay area resident and USF grad) Aasif Mandvi infiltrates Gov. Rick Scott's budget unveiling and asks the guv to pee in a cup to prove he's not on drugs. Scott declines and is immediately kicked off welfare.
FRIDAY 9
Cops bust a swingers club being run out of a residential neighborhood in Seffner. In other news: There's officially nothing left to do in Seffner.
SUNDAY 11
Tim Tebow does it again as the Broncos overcome a 10-point deficit and defeat the Bears 13-10 in Denver. How could this happen? Simple: Jesus hates the Bears.
TUESDAY 13
Hulk Hogan sues ex-wife Linda for defamation over her claim that the ex-wrestler had a sexual relationship with Brutus Beefcake. Damn! Why couldn't it have been Brian Blair?
Scientists in Switzerland hunting for the elusive Higgs-Boson "God particle" have narrowed their search area. Current suspected location? Tebow's bloodstream.
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.