THURSDAY 24

America pauses to give thanks that it's not Europe.

FRIDAY 25

A 61-year-old Black Friday shopper has a heart attack and collapses in the aisle at a West Virginia Target. Shoppers step over the man to get at the deals. Happy holidays, everyone.

SUNDAY 27

The Bucs lose again (this time to the Titans). Is it time for the team to lose Raheem Morris?

MONDAY 28

George Michael hospitalized in Vienna with "severe community acquired pneumonia." You gotta have faith that he'll have a speedy recovery.

TUESDAY 29

A new poll is released showing presumptive Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney down 24 points (!) to Newt Gingrich. The surge is attributed to Gingrich's rise in popularity among those who think Herman Cain is too faithful to his wife.