Tony Danza or Tony Roma’s?
Mother: Tony Roma’s
Daughter: The same.
Angelina Jolie: Homewrecker, or just a co-star?
Mother: Co-star.
Daughter: The same.
When was the last time someone asked you out?
Mother: Today.
Daughter: Last night.
Did you say yes?
Mother: Yes.
Daughter: No.
When did you realize you were so friggin’ lusty?
Mother: From 13 years old.
Daughter: I don’t know.
Describe your bedroom for us.
Mother: One huge bed, dark blue, and a bunch of teddy bears. Tiffany lamps and incense.
Daughter: Lots of pink color, lots of teddy bears.
What do you sleep in?
Mother: Nightgown.
Daughter: I sleep naked, do you not?
Who do you lust after?
Mother: Mickey Rourke.
Daughter: Tim.
Word associations
Doing it:
Mother: Tequila; Daughter: Going crazy.
Bestiality:
Mother: Mad! Daughter: No.
Mac and cheese:
Mother: My girlfriend; Daughter: Great restaurant.
When you look into the mirror, do you say: “Goddammit, I’m sexy”?
Mother: Yes.
Daughter: No.
What record do you play when you’re feeling amorous?
Mother: Neil Diamond.
Daughter: Techno music, slow music.
What food would you like to roll around in?
Mother: Strawberries.
Daughter: The same.
Why do you live in Tampa Bay?
Mother: Why? Because we love St. Pete. A lot of sexy guys.
Daughter: The same. Lots of sexy boys here.
Are these your 15 minutes of fame, or are you going on to something better?
Mother: Well, I write. I’ve published four books. I perform also on the stage and I love every man who comes into this bar.
Daughter: Not me.
Mother: And I like girls, too. I’m sorry, that’s the truth.
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2005.
