Brian gets shortchanged; Ted gets shortcake

What: Breakfast at Skyway Jack’s

Must-Do? Says Who? Must-Do I; the pig at the side of the road

Casualties: $12.00, including coffee; Brian's beard

Notable Quotable: "I'll have what he's having."

At the outset of a mammoth day, we wanted hearty breakfast in a roadside joint with hundreds of pig effigies on the walls and a no-nonsense wait staff. Skyway Jack’s, according to popular wisdom and the old Must-Do list, was the place for us.