DUBAI PORTS WORLD

Now that we ran the Arabs out, we must return our ports to the only Americans who can operate them properly — the Mob.

AYE CARRABBA'S!

County Commissioner Brian Blair claims a fall at the Italian eatery ended his wrestling career. So what restaurant would end his political career? (Our treat.)

THE SOPRANOS

Worth the wait. Every minute of it.

TRIBUNE EDITORS

Hey, a Tampa woman is one of the finalists on American Idol. You might — just a thought here — want to write something substantive about her?

SNL VIDEOS

Natalie Portman's nasty rap surpasses "Lazy Sunday" as best Saturday Night Live bit this decade — almost.

ECSTASY CAUSES DEPRESSION IN PIGS

Doesn't do much for good-looking people, either.

WASHINGTON POST CUTS 90 JOBS

Please let it be Bob Woodward's. Please let it be Bob Woodward's. Please …

REPORTER-SNATCHING

Times lures away Tribune wunderkind Ben Montgomery as newspaper war heats up.

KATHERINE HARRIS DEATH WATCH

I love the smell of vultures in the morning.

Compiled by Planet staff