Right now the Tampa International Airport is hosting a fundraiser with United Way Suncoast to choose a new, albeit temporary, voice for its shuttle and monorail services.
For a more $5 donation, which 100% benefits United Way Suncoast, you can throw your voice in the ring and possibly be heard on the loudspeakers for a whole month. According to TPA, the more you donate the better your chances.
You can find more info on the contest here.
But, why do it for just a month? Let’s make this thing permanent. With that being said, I’d like to formally nominate a few famous people from Tampa Bay who I believe would absolutely slay this gig:
Tom G.
Gronk
Big Baby Scumbag
Alex Killorn
John Cena
DJ Sandman
Brutus The Beefcake Barber
Not Hulk Hogan
Also not Dan Bilzerian
Angela Bassett
Channing Tatum
Tony Little
Khia
Not Pam Bondi
The cast of Floribama Shore: Season 2
Who did I miss?
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This article appears in May 13-19, 2021.

