"The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'"
—Defamer headline

"The one overwhelming message coming from the competition films at the 61st Cannes Film Festival is: shit's messed up. "
—Indiewire's Glenn Kenny

"Today in Cannes Hell: Bush Billboards, Early Favorites and Sean Penn Being a Dick"
—Defamer headline

"Part of me thinks that some flea-bitten Parisian radicals should come and close this shit down right now. And part of me thinks: You know what? Cannes needs Indy."
—Salon's Andrew O' Hehir, on the fest's presentation of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

"Of course, this moment — it's the left breast, by the way — is … exactly what her manipulative character would do to land her man."
—Fox News' Roger Friedman, on screened film Two Lovers, in which actress Gwyneth Paltrow bares a fun bag

Sources: salon.com, defamer.com, indiewire.com, foxnews.com