100 days until end of presidential campaign

And 101 days left until the start of the 2012 presidential race.

Break in the Aisenberg case

Turns out that the baby killed herself; the rest has been a massive cover-up engineered by Barry Cohen, the Hillsborough sheriff and the folks who ordered the demolition of World Trade Center 7.

Nick Bollea turns 18 in jail

True joke: His idiot mother brought him a skateboard. In jail.

India buys Spielberg

Mumbai-based investors pony up for filmmaker's new production company, based on how lovingly he portrayed their nation in Temple of Doom.

Louisville mayor holds recruiting trip in Tampa

Local economic development officials consider payback trip but quickly realize we don't want any more Kentuckians.

The guv is back!

True joke: Crist defends European jaunt by saying he brought "much needed visibility" to Florida real estate in, among other countries, Russia.

Wall Street bonuses, salaries drop $18 billion

Boo-frickin'-hoo.