FRIDAY 22
Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” hits Tampa, unfortunately missing Sheen himself.
SATURDAY 23
Remember the Fukushima nuclear plant? It’s still spewing ungodly amounts of radiation all over Japan and the northern hemisphere with no end in site. Sleep well …
SUNDAY 24
James Shields throws his second complete-game shutout of the week as the Rays take two of three from the Blue Jays. Maybe next time you won’t panic nine games into a 162-game season.
MONDAY 25
The Lightning force a seventh and decisive game in their opening round NHL playoff series. Maybe next time you won’t panic four games into a seven-game playoff.
TUESDAY 26
Haley Barbour drops out of the Republican presidential prim…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
This article appears in Apr 28 – May 4, 2011.
