BUCS FINALLY RUN BACK A KICK
Deckerhoff can now die in peace.

DOLPHINS FINALLY WIN A GAME
It's good to have that slow start out of the way.

MITT CRIES ON MEET THE PRESS
How long until that 1992 clip of him saying, "Real presidential candidates don't cry" turns up?

LIEBERMAN BACKS MCCAIN
The final resting place of Joementum.

TIM BURTON AND HELENA BONHAM CARTER HAVE A GIRL
The baby popped out wearing all black, then promptly set up a blog at ihatetheworld.com.

HOLIDAY TRAVEL
Nothing like a carefree jaunt through the nation's aviation system to prep you for a visit with the in-laws.

REPORT: POLAR ICE CAPS TO MELT BY 2012
We've always wanted to wear a bathing suit to work.

ROGER CLEMENS NAMED IN MITCHELL REPORT
Awww, but he seemed like such a good guy.