The "Get Leid Party" Saturday night by Florida's Finest Couples, was one to remember. I walked into a room full of grass skirts, bikini tops, and Hawaiian shirts. Brian, the website's owner, was a spirited good looking guy who kept trying to announce my presence on one of the karaoke mic. I guess that means I'm finally a superstar! I declined his offers, worried that no one would want to fuck me knowing I'd critique our sex the next day.
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2009.