Gallagher The watermelon-smashing, fart-joking, self-styled smartest man in the world descends on Seminole Hard Rock Casino tonight. His routine may be showing its age (there are tired bits about Bill-and-Hillary and the difficulties of map-folding on his site) but if you're a Gallagher fan you're going to be there with raincoats on. Watch out for flying fruit chunks. Mon., March 9, Floyd's, Seminole Hard Rock Casino & Hotel, Tampa, $20, 813-235-6937.
Centre For Women's Golf Classic The Seminole Tribe of Florida presents this annual event, which features a four-person team scramble and a shotgun start along with an awards dinner, a silent auction and prizes for high scores. Featured events include putting, hole-in-one, longest drive and closest-to-the-pin contests. Proceeds benefit the Centre for Women, which provides more than 4,000 people and families with substance abuse treatment, family counseling and employment services. Mon., March 9, 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. , Hunter's Green Country Club, Tampa, $175, 813-973-1000.
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2009.
