Vaginas are a beautiful thing. They're soft, wet, warm, and inviting, and yet they come in as many models as there are cars on the road. Some even have a vagina preference. While many men like an outward protruding labia, others get off on vaginas totally concealed by the outer lips.

I was at a swingers party once where all the girls were standing around in their panties. Most were wearing thongs or frilly panties, but one wore large cotton underwear. I playfully teased her, asking, "Why are you wearing granny panties?"

"I'm an outie," she said. "I have to protect my precious parts."

(pic below the jump NSFW)

This article appears in Aug 5-11, 2009.