You might think that swingers are probably the best lovers. Most have a ton of sexual experience and therefore must know how to please. The fact is that there are a lot of lousy swingers. The problem is no one tells them that they suck in bed. I'm guilty of this myself. I'm not out to hurt someone's feelings. I just want to have a good time and go home satisfied.
Since I will never tell you what NOT to do in bed to your face I have compiled a list of annoying things that you should avoid at all costs. And even if I have never fucked you, review this list, take note, and make sure to never ever do these things!
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.