What: Get naked.

Where: Caliente Resort, 21240 Gran Via Blvd., Land O’ Lakes

Must-Do? Says Who? 700 naturists can’t be wrong!

Casualties: $21 for dinner; $33 for poolside drinks, although some people may need much more than that to take all their clothes off.

Notable Quotable: “Brian and Ted: Terra is letting you men in. So—I did promise them you will not get drunk and misbehave. SO, PLEASE, DON'T. Please don't make me define best behavior. I will be watching you……” – Tricia

On Sunday, July 22, 2007, Brian Howard Reed and Ted Knuth Scheinman visited Caliente, a “clothing optional resort.”

And in case you were wondering, we opted out of our clothes.

This article appears in Jul 25-31, 2007.