JEB IN IRAQ
Finds Parliament there more productive than Legislature here.
GEENA DAVIS
Low ratings as Commander in Chief endanger series.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Low ratings as Commander in Chief endanger second-term agenda.
WHAT SECOND-TERM AGENDA?
Just making sure you are paying attention.
GAY VITO
Sopranos confronts homosexuality; Tony signs anti-gay-Mafia-marriage petition.
RAYS' LATE RALLIES
Clever strategy's real purpose: keeping fans in seats — and buying hot dogs — well into the ninth inning.
DONALD RUMSFELD
I dunno, he seems like a nice enough guy …
BOOT CAMP FOR MAC
Program allows Apple computers to run both Mac OS and Windows, thereby offering twice the opportunities for crashing.
NEIL YOUNG BASHES BUSH
As long as he doesn't do another rockabilly or electronica album, we really don't care what the subject matter is.
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Compiled by Weekly Planet Staff
This article appears in Apr 19-25, 2006.
