Fuck the Dream Police

Let's dispense with the gripping opening paragraph and cut to the chase, shall we? This is the text message that greeted me this otherwise lovely Saturday morning:

"I had a dream about you."

That's a good start. I like me them kind of text messages.

"You were mean to me in it."

Fuck.

"You shouldn't be mean to me in my dreams. I don't like it."

Well, now.