Ginger Ale's official f@#$ buddy application

equate looking for a fuck buddy to screening job applicants. I meet an interesting man and he submits his application. If his application shows potential, I bring him in for an interview. If I REALLY like him, I may offer him a position as a fuck buddy. However, I treat fuck buddies like contract workers. They may be released and replaced at my discretion.  I’m a demanding boss, but the perks are pretty sweet.

Due to several inquiries from interested readers, I’ve decided to post my official fuck buddy application. This application has been carefully calibrated to determine an applicant's aptitude in meeting my demands of a fuck buddy.

I encourage all interested parties to submit their resumes. Photo’s are not required but strongly encouraged. All serious, and absurd applications will be considered. Just email your completed form to me at [email protected]


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