BUSH KATRINA TAPE PART ONE
How can one tape make so many look so incompetent so long after the fact?
TIME PUBLISHES INTERROGATION OF '20TH HIJACKER'
Military: "alqaidasezwhat?"
Suspect: "What??"
Crash sunffs Brokeback
"Crash-ing the party" puns now officially more annoying than Brokeback jokes.
WAR CRIMES
High school class plans mock trial of Bush; president counters with mock domestic record.
INTERBAY SUPERSTAR
Everyone's favorite blogger does the one thing no one expected: She shuts up.
TAMPA BAY TIMES DAILY
How many trees must die so the Bay area can read Washington Post reprints?
SPRING TRAINING
Five ballparks within 45 minutes. God, we love Tampa Bay.
BUSH KATRINA TAPE PART TWO
Now packaged with Scott Stapp sex tape! (No word on which blows more.)
DEATH WATCH
Katherine Harris denies MZM funding request was "a political favor." "More like an inducement for them to bribe me further," she clarifies.
GETTING RID OF LINSKY
So far, no luck. He's still posting on our blog, blurbex.com.
Compiled by Planet staff
This article appears in Mar 8-14, 2006.