Winner for worst summer arena tour: Warrant with Cinderella, which arrives July 25 at the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa.
Winner for worst canned quote of the summer (italics are mine): "Are you kidding me?!! We are chomping at the bit to get out this summer and rock!" says Jani Lane, lead singer and songwriter of Warrant. "The original Warrant has mucho grande chemistry! When we did the first rehearsal in 14 years I just stepped back in awe and thought…’Man, now this is Warrant!!’ I think fans will have a similar experience this summer!!’"
Winner for worst music video of all time:
Here's the Warrant press release:
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2008.