DIXIE CHICKS AD DENIED
NBC fears "disparaging the president." Using that rationale, network also cancels all future Bush speeches.
CARDS VS. TIGERS
The memories, the ratings … this one had it all.
BUCS RECEIVERS VS. GOP
Republicans see Congress slipping from their grasp; the Bucs receivers … oh you know.
MEASURING THE DRAPES
Make sure they don't clash with Pelosi's suits.
SANTA CLAUSE 3
If they had only green-lighted Galaxy Quest 2, Tim Allen would not have been available for this one.
U.S. WEAPONS MISSING IN IRAQ
Arming the terrorists over there so they can better fight us over here.
GUNS N' VODKA
Russia passes U.S. as top supplier of conventional weapons in the world. (Except, apparently, in Iraq.)
DAILY NEWSPAPER CIRC TUMBLES
Take it from us, guys, try sex ads. They work.
—Compiled by Creative Loafing staff.
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2006.