Type: Midwestern outdoorswoman

Profile: Loves hiking, fresh air, wildlife

Florida turn-off: Lack of mountain vistas

Where to take her first: Vinoy Park at sunset

Seal the deal: Dolphin Encounter

Type: Connecticut Yankee

Profile: Loves winter, arts, vintage architecture

Florida turn-off: Strip-mall wastelands

Where to take her first: Tampa Theatre

Seal the deal: Nicer people, including the crackheads

Type: Never left Des Moines

Profile: Loves '80s hair metal, strip clubs

Florida turn-off: It's not Des Moines

Where to take him first: Ford Amphitheatre

Seal the deal: Did we mention he likes strip clubs?

Type: Middle-aged Wiccan

Profile: Loves vortexes and equinoxes

Florida turn-off: High levels of intolerance

Where to take her first: Treasure Island drum circle

Seal the deal: Pinellas Park Pagan Festival

Type: Serious party girl

Profile: Loves dancing on bars

Florida turn-off: Traffic

Where to take her first: Ybor City

Seal the deal: Leave her there

Type: Goth guy, musician

Profile: Hates anything and everything

Florida turn-off: Sunshine

Where to take him first: Inside

Seal the deal: The Castle