You can't buy a sex vacation in Tampa — legally, anyway. But if you're a businessman marooned in Tampa, accidentally or otherwise, you can buy an intimate evening with a beautiful young woman at The Penthouse Club. Sure, you may not get laid at the end of the night, but there's a good chance you'll see your date naked, which is probably a better ending than most of your blind dates ever had.
• $129 gets you an appetizer, a bottle of wine, two entrees, two side dishes, a dessert, and the companionship of one of the club's key girls who can actually hold a conversation for a few hours.
• You won't have to worry about any of the usual first-date stresses: finding someone worth asking out, the awkwardness of arranging another date, the fear that your date will call you later when you're out with your real girlfriend, or the paranoia that she'll be offended if you admire the topless women dancing on center stage.
The PentHouse Club, 1801 N. Westshore Blvd. Tampa, 813-288-9200, The PentHouseClubTampa.com
This article appears in May 12-18, 2011.
