One of the ways people find out about new music is by listening to what their favorite trusted music critics have to say. Whether it's a local newspaper or Rolling Stone, getting reviewed is very important to bands, especially the songwriters. Reviews provide professional validation and encouragement when they are positive, and derail genius if they are negative or overly critical.

But even knowing the perils, thousands of bands stills send in their CDs to music critics everywhere, hoping that that one person will explain their music in such an accurate and flattering way that fame would be the only logical result from these words being printed. Here's some advice that may help put things in a more realistic perspective, and why the review doesn't really matter.