Here’s the deal. I know a LOT of men who would agree that most women should be virtually hairless, and I for one, would have to agree with them.

I also know a LOT of women who feel that men should start sharing in this joyous activity.

Imagine you are with a woman for the first time. Things are going splendidly. Maybe you get a little bold and decide to pull a naked ass-grab… only to find something that resembles the Furbie you owned back in '92.