AMERICAN IDOL
Please don't let me start watching it again, please don't let me start watching it ag- … damn.
TONY ROMO, PART 1
Quarterback distracted at key moment by thoughts of Jessica Simpson-Carrie Underwood catfight.
THE DONALD'S TENT CITY
Rich kids + outdoor living = Shameless ratings ploy.
MAYOR BAKER'S TENT CITY
Poor folks + outdoor living = Shame on St. Pete.
TONY ROMO, PART 2
He just inked an exclusive deal to endorse Butterfingers.
N.Y. SCARE
Heavy gas smell over Manhattan blamed on flame-outs by Jets and Giants in playoffs.
MARILYN MANSON SINGLE AGAIN
He's back on the market, girls. Or boys.
BUSH SETS NEW BENCHMARKS FOR IRAQI LEADERSHIP
Topping the list: "Get us the fuck out of your country."
BUSH'S "SURGE" STRATEGY
The equivalent of signing a $10,000 marker when you are already down $175,000 in Vegas.
WINTER HEAT WAVE
At this pace, July should top 137 degrees Farenheit.
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2007.