The holiday season means many things to many people: creating a small grease fire while deep frying a turkey, wearing a Santa suit at a bar in attempt to coax women onto your lap, threatening in-laws with an electric carving knife, and for 13 MJ Morning Show listeners, the holidays also mean free breast implants.
Now heres where Im supposed to get all PC and say how the term breast enhancement is a misnomer because silicone doesnt improve breasts and women shouldnt submit to the medias inflated image of beauty. Well its not going to happen. I like fake breasts. I also like small breasts, breasts with nipple piercings, and breasts large enough to suffocate me Im not ashamed. I like breasts.
One consequence of the feminist movement is that women are now in full control of what image they choose to present of themselves.
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2009.
